Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
