Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
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