She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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