ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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