He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
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Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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