I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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