I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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