just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
