Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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