Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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