oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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