i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Girls should come with a carfax report
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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