K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
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So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
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He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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