She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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