who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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