I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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