in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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