When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Your cock deserves a montage
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
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I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
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it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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