there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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