If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
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And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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