Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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