its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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