i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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