With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Randomize
