we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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