Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
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I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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