I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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