I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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