did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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