is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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