just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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