i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
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Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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