Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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