i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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