Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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