I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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