Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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