it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
