How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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