I must be too annoying 4 u.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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