do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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