how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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