How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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