Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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