I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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