I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
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I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Floor bacon is actually really good
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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