Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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