She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I wish you could order shots online.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Randomize
