If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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