Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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