My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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