I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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