Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
So apparently I’m into choking now
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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